plonnc 2010-07-15 15:50:37

Just ignore this retard.

Holyshit123 2010-07-15 21:58:51

Sea slugs are scum sucking invertebrae. Land slugs are slimy mollusc-brained cabbage eaters. But you are nothing. You are the human equivalent of a broken lava-lamp. Repulsive, doesn't work, 30 years behind the times, and full of oily slime. Your breathtaking arrogance is only matched by your uncanny ability to be utterly clueless as to what other people think about you. And make no mistake, they think about you. Constantly. Your actions are as opportunistic and as repulsive as maggots. Your disgusting loathsome habits clearly know no bounds. Your mere existence has for me offered proof there is no God, no hope, no justice and the most miserable future for humankind. I have seen you walking along a footpath, one of your horribly fascinating activities. You count the cement squares don't you. You even on occasion try and avoid standing on the cracks. How can someone so stupid still remember to breathe? Or are you an automaton sent by an evil foreign, or alien, power, to destroy civilisation as we know it? All this, perhaps, would not be so damningly despairing were it not for the fact that I know what you do after you have picked your nose. Perhaps the less said the better, as other people, who still might have hope, could someday read this inadvertently. You snot-snivelled slimed sluptitious stool. Do you not have any reckoning of the ugliness you have wrought on the world? I have seen more convivial things than you wrapped up in newspaper in overfull bins at the fishmarkets. I have tried, but clearly, I have failed. I must stand firm to the realisation that mere words cannot express my utmost and profound contempt and loathing for your person, your being and your existence. You are a blight against nature. This is something that I have grown to despise quite malevolently. Your bigoted words, and your damnable actions make me sick to my stomach. I find it comedic that you are spouting this crap here, and I find it sickening that younger children might see this... There is a good saying that I am thinking of, "If you don't have something nice to say, then don't say anything at all!" Otherwise, I rather felt like that I needed to put in my two cents here. Oh, and I find it funny that you comeback with very crappy insults. You sir are a stupid dumbshit who doesn't deserve a dick. Unless you are a girl then you don't desrve your pussy. Please go replace your pancreas with a bowling ball and skydive into into man-eating animal infested waters wherin you survive without a dick without a sphincter without an ear or even your nutsack or thread a needle with a string dipper in saltwater through your balls then put the same exact string in your eyeball where it will mold and cause you to go blind. So then you will need a seeing eyedog named butch who will chew on your infected nutsack every day for the rest of your life. Then he will die xausing you to cry out of your blind eyes and you will be left helpless crying for your dead ball chewing dog in the street while you are mowed down by a guy in a powder blue prius and live in pain for exacly 666 minutes before you die finally exiling you to hell. THEN (no i am NOT done) satan's minions will chew out your kidneys and stuff them in your ass that doesn't have a sphincter then when you talk you will sound like al kheida and be pelted with rocks everywhere you go until you are hated enough to be let into the tenth chamber of hell where your immortal soul will burn for tens of hundreds of thousands of centuries without any shit breaks until you fucking explode and guts go everywhere and your wife (who is not missing you at all cause shes fucking your cousin steve) gets hit with your gay ass bowling ball pancreas and then your soul goes to super hell where they convert you to a cat fucking atheast with no liver and then they will torture you with your dead dog butch's soul and he will chew the remaing peices of your infected nutsack off untill he is forced to chew off his own infected nutsack and shove it down your throat so you choke and die again and go to supra hell (hell worse that super hell) and have your nuts replaced with hitlers nuts and then they send you back up to earth where you find a sign sticking out of your head that says i have hitlers nuts! and then when people read it they wil get their dogs to chew out your new balls and rip off your face and then you die and go to butch hell and 100000000000000000000 butch clones chew your balls for ever and ever and ever! Eventually one of the clones will eat your last bit of nutsack off and you will be crying from so much pain that they kick you out of Butch hell and send you back to Earth where you are forced live in an apartment with over 9000 gay people in New Jersey untill Richard Simmons breaks in your house through your toilet and forces you to do hours and hours of dancing to the oldies. And just when you think it's all over, Carrot Top comes over to do some prop comedy for you. Then, after breaking your leg, a giant koala bear breaks in through your window and chews the other off. Then you, laying there, legless Pedobear breaks in through your shower and pokes a hole in your cheek which he sticks his wang in until there's a huge meteor shower which rips through your body, and leaves you alive to feel nothing but pain and suffering. All other human beings are dead but yourself, and you can't move. Your only food comes from the occasional cockroach that climbs in through a hole in your cheek (that Pedobear made from poking you so much) and walks down close enough to your throat so you can swallow and the cum you got from Pedobear raping you. Then 30 years later, bunch of ass robot-pirate-bears come for you and start poking even more holes in your body 'till you bleed to death and go back to Butch hell where you belong. There it is done i have sent you the biggest, greatest insult ever...and your shity insults can't bet it so you can try go ahead do it i want to see how fucking retarded and weak it is!

vourok 2010-07-17 10:00:42

How did you know it was small in the first place? And a question off topic here: did you participate in Clock-day (you save rating is psychotic in comparison to your blam rating).

vourok 2010-07-17 10:09:43

Also, Tony Hawk is about 40-years old and he is still skating. Who here (other than Sonic10(of course)) thinks that's pretty badass.

Mattrules64 2010-07-18 06:18:05

You think you're better then Tony Hawk?
Prove it!

Theworstone 2010-08-02 18:40:27

why does this sounds like so fake?

Mattrules64 2010-08-05 08:37:55

Saying Tony Hawk is an effing loser is not proof

TheGameReviewer 2010-08-08 13:21:24

Ok if you think Tony Hawk is a complete idiot, then enter the x-games and do every single one of the tricks he has ever done. Tape the whole thing and if you manage to do that, then Tony Hawk is an idiot.

Axlzero451 2010-08-08 23:51:36

I applaud your trolling ability.

StevePeanutButter 2010-08-10 20:27:59

Man, your flashes are amazing, you are so smart.....I hope that someday my penis will be as big as yours.....

LawXxAbidingxXGamer 2010-08-10 20:57:29

u fail so much i read every one of the comments u dont have any fans first off,eveyone hates u on newgrounds,school,home,mcdonalds cuz ur prob fat as hell,and so on. do us all a favor and get a life, ur flash suck, u suck (uh im such a bad ass dont f*** with me, i pwn at skateing) u are the biggest posser i have ever seen i see u as some small fat kid u make things up online,now if i see any of ur crapy work im going to find u myslef and beat the shit out of u. i dont normaly post stuff like this but u, i seen ppl like u and i know u need to be put back into ur place

dazj1 2010-08-10 21:31:16

He may be an idiot...but he's and idiot with a Firrari.

...one day you might get a chance to have fame and you will give up anything to have it, he gave up his intelligence...you probably dont have jack so your day may never come, and just because you know this you create pethetic animations about people you wish you were, but wont admit it because your just that sad; proved by the fact that you contridict yourself constantly
(eg:

"some idiot sended me a link to some gay porn shock site ...most discusting shit ive ever seen....... so the next day at school i pulled his pants down in front of all the girls and they LAUGHED their fricking asses off at his small dick lmao!!!! lets this be a warning 2 u fags. especially since u all hav small dicks to")

contridictions:

1)you say you hate gays, and yet you say you know they all have small dicks
2)you call everyone else idiots; you cant even grasp basic grammer "some idiot >sended< me a link"... the word is "sent" dumbass
3)you say "i dnt care wat the noobz on thiz site sayabout me im gna continue making flash and pwning at it >:)))"
ok first of all you dont pwn anything you suck ass (like the fags you hate...another contridiction).
secondly, you say you dont care what people say about you...and yet you cry for attention by making your perposely crap animations, just so people will notice you meager existance.

This has been Dazj1; crushing your ego dispite how small it already is.

Desknight 2010-08-10 23:14:18

Sigh, you didn't prove me wrong, everything I said from the cursing to the account brawl all came true. I'm not trying to be an @$$hole and I don't want to be one, I just don't want to see someone else hated on. They say that a friend of the world is the enemy of God but I say it doesn't hurt to try.

Mattrules64 2010-08-11 09:33:38

So are you going to prove it or not?

LawXxAbidingxXGamer 2010-08-11 14:52:08

how come when ppl talk about u all u say is "i can do 5 kickflips" really
ur nothing
ur joke
u suck at skatebording
ur family hates u
u have no friends
u dont pwn at flash
and saying "warning haters dont fuck with me" proves nothing just stop already and delete ur account or at least remove eveything and saying everyone on newgrounds is a nerd is not the best way to get a fanbase+wouldnt that make u a nerd cuz ur on it.u watch gay porn,u get raped by ur dad at night,just give up on life and truly im waiting for a reply. $10 says i could bitch u out too and kick ur ass

FriendInFire 2010-08-12 11:56:01

sonic10, so you're telling me that this should be a warning?, hmm lets see, i'll bring my steel pipe over to your house and break both of your legs, and then ill cut of your balls and make you eat them. I swear on my own life that if i ever see you ill do this to you and then take the steel pipe and shove it up your already fked up ass.
I bet that you dropped the soap in jail on purpose several times fag kid

Magnet-Boy 2010-08-13 08:02:44

omtish

sonic1O 2010-08-13 13:12:35

You're a fucking moron.
~Pyromaster456

sonic1O 2010-08-13 21:46:20

Tony Hawk is 100 times better than you at everything.

bodgerino1234 2010-08-17 08:58:43

Here for the first time ever are simple and explicit instructions on how to deep throat a penis. Position is important; you'll want to in position where you can extend and straighten your neck by slightly tilting your head back. This helps line up your throat with your mouth allowing the penis to slide in deep. The best position for beginners is with the receiver lying on his back with the giver lying on the stomach along side. You can prop yourself up on your elbows.
The penis must be THOROUGHLY LUBRICATED! I can't stress this enough. An erect penis will slide much easier along the tongue and into the throat if it is well lubricated. Once you're in position, slightly tilt your head back and extend the tip of your tongue just past your bottom lip. Flatten the back of your tongue just as you would if a doctor were using a tongue depressor to look in your throat. (Extending your tongue helps flatten the back of your tongue. Force your throat open as you would if you were yawning. (contrary to popular belief, you don't 'relax' your throat muscles to perform deepthroat. Forcing the back of your tongue down and your throat open will counter the gag reflex and create a larger opening for the penis to enter)
Now, take a deep breath and slowly slide the length of the penis into your mouth and along your tongue. When you feel the urge to gag, pause and hold the penis there as long as possible then withdraw it. Repeat this process as many times as you can. Eventually you'll be able to take the penis in deeper and deeper until you can take the entire length of it across your tongue and down your throat
One thing to remember is when you get to the point where the head actually enters the throat, you may feel a little resistance and will need to give a little extra 'push' to get the penis fully in. It may help to use your tongue to pull the penis in deeper. When you reach the point where you feel the gag reflex, pause for a moment, then, without removing the penis from you mouth, extend your tongue out a little further, then pull your tongue back in your mouth, pulling the penis along with it.
You contact lens wearers will no doubt remember the difficulty you had overcoming the involuntary urge to blink the first few times you tried to put in your lenses, but with practice and patience it became very easy to do. The same applies to deep throating! Be patient and practice the technique as often as possible.
After you've learned to take in the entire length, you can begin working on some 'advanced techniques' that will add even more pleasure. Some of these techniques are letting you partner ejaculate with the entire length of his penis in your throat.
If you don't like the taste of cum, this is a great technique because the head of his penis will be well past the taste buds on the back of you tongue when he ejaculates. You'll also be able to perform a 'throat massage' on his penis while it's in your throat.
This technique will drive your partner wild with passion as your throat muscles massage his penis. This is accomplished by actually making a swallowing motion while the entire length of his penis is deep in your throat. You'll also be able to lick his balls while he's in your throat.
If you've never been deepthroated, you're probably wondering what it really feels like. Most men report that they feel a 'pleasurable ring of tightness' around the circumference of the penis just below the head with the most pleasurable sensation focused on the underside of the penis where the head joins the shaft. Remember: lubrication, extend tongue, flatten back of tongue, force throat muscles open, go slow and be patient!
While learning deepthroat, it's better that the giver maintain the 'superior' position, i.e. where the giver controls the depth and frequency of penetration. After you've become very comfortable with taking a penis deep in your throat, you'll be able to accept a more passive roll and let your partner control the depth. An excellent position for this is you lying on your back with your head hanging off the edge of the bed. Your partner will be able to put his penis in as deeply as he wishes in this position. This position provides an excellent view of your neck and throat for your partner. One of the most exciting visual aspects of deepthroat is your partner can watch your neck and throat expand and bulge as the penis slides in deep.
While learning to perform deepthroat, it's best of you are fully relaxed before starting. Take a nice, long, hot, bath. Listen to some soft music Drink a glass of wine. Have you partner give you a long sensual body massage....or do whatever relaxes you the best. The more relaxed you are when you begin, the easier it will be to learn the deepthroat technique.
As related earlier, lubrication is extremely important. Saliva will do, but there are other lubricants you can buy that are slicker and will last longer. The best I've found is, believe-it-or-not, Albolene, a make-up remover! It's completely odorless and tasteless and in non toxic. It has been used in the adult film industry for years as a sexual lubricant.
It can be purchased at any large drug-store. Another trick the adult film stars who perform deepthroat use is spraying a topical anesthetic on the back of the tongue and throat to deaden it. The most commonly used is 'Lidocaine' spray. Lidocaine is available by prescription only! Lidocaine is what a physician uses to deaden the tongue and throat when they use an 'endoscope' to look in to your stomach.
Lidocaine is also prescribed for people with very sore throats and those with canker sores in the mouth. An over the counter equivalent is 'Axon', a type of aerosol sore throat spray.